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    Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    Answer: Puppies grow up.


    Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    Answer: Because they are...


    Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
    Forever.


    Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
    Would hit the ground first?
    Answer: Who cares?????


    Question: What did God say after he created man?
    Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.


    Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
    Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.


    Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    Answer: I) no mind ii) no business


    Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

    Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


    Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
    Marrying?
    Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
    Intention of driving.

    Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
    Answer: Exchange him!!


    Question: Why do men like smart women?
    Answer: Opposites attract.